Arrived at the BBC. About to be interviewed… or exterminated!
If only it were moffat
Pita: my naughty tortoiseshell earned her name. It’s an acronym for Pain in the A**
Ah, torties and their dominancy issues
boys are truly some demonic soul snatching creatures
that will lie and cheat and stab you in the back
but they look so good you’ll fall for it every damn time
They smile in your face
All the time they want to take your place
Backstabbers